So today is payday and Jeff and I have to pay rent; WHOO HOO!!! Whenever we submit our online payment, we get a confirmation email. Here is an example:
Jeffrey Lambert,
Congratulations! You have successfully created a Single Automatic Payment. By creating this payment, you have authorized Barton's Crossing to initiate a single electronic funds transfer from the bank with a Routing Number of XXXXXXXXX and an Account Number of XXXXXXXXXXXXX. You have further authorized Barton's Crossing to transfer an amount equal to $X,XXX.XX from this account.
Thank you,
Barton's Crossing
Seriously? Congratulations?? You're congratulating me for making a payment? This is like saying - "Congratulations, you didn't overdraw your bank account when you paid us this absurd amount of money!" or "Congratulations, you can now live in your apartment for another month, worry free!" or "Congratulations, we just ripped you a new $#@*((@" Puh-leeeez!
I have been scolded for not giving credit where credit is due. Thank you, Jeff, for giving me the idea for this post. You are a wonderful, smart, witty husband guy. Better?
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